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GUMO

Beginner Backpacker Adventures

April 10, 2025April 9, 2025 by Gabrielle

Episode Transcript Gabrielle (00:00)I was staggering around because this branch was so heavy. I looked like a drunk trying to get this fucking line out of the tree. Oh man. And the worst part about this whole thing is that you were so confident that you didn’t record it. Yeah, I did not turn the … Read more

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