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Join Jon & Gabrielle as they discuss the delicate topic of solo hiking as a woman in today’s world. Jon opens up about his biggest fears while Gabrielle is exploring, tears down imagined threats and offers insight on how other partners can be supportive. Buckle up, this topic gets spicy! Support Jon & Gabrielle – https://thisfuckingtrail.substack.com/podcast … Read more
Gabrielle (00:00) And she goes, some lady got lost on that section of trail. And immediately I knew who the fuck she was talking about because. Because you obsessively read about people who get lost and listen to podcasts about people who get lost and eaten. Yes. Yeah. OK. Yes. I was so frazzled. Like, … Read more
Everything you need to know about hiking Marufo Vega
Gabrielle (00:00) None of the stuff that you’ve heard of doing a tourniquet, sucking it out, cutting it. None of that works is actually harmful. people don’t recommend that you do it. People who know what they’re talking about, medical professionals, don’t recommend that you do that. Right. Gabrielle (00:30) Welcome to this fucking trail … Read more
Gabrielle (00:04.608) Welcome to this fucking trail home to brutally honest takes on Texas trails hiking hilarity and all things adventure I’m your MC John and I’m here to warn you this podcast is not for young children or anyone with a sensitivity to swears or strong opinions and now over to everyone’s favorite hiking … Read more
Gabrielle (00:00)You know, if the average poop weighs close to a pound, that’s almost 73 pounds of poop surrounding that backcountry site in one year. And then we’re going to be piling more of that on the next year. Welcome to this fucking trail, home to brutally honest takes on Texas trails, hiking hilarity, and … Read more
Episode Transcript Gabrielle (00:00)I was staggering around because this branch was so heavy. I looked like a drunk trying to get this fucking line out of the tree. Oh man. And the worst part about this whole thing is that you were so confident that you didn’t record it. Yeah, I did not turn the … Read more